28 Adorable Pick-Up Lines By Corgis Nigel And Winston

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AmyBrown
May 27, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

13/10 would go out with, in. a. heartbeat! Nigel and Winston are two adorable corgis, who you can follow along on Instagram! And they have the hottest and highest pick-up lines succeed rate!

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  • 01
    Dog - THE FIRE MAY BE BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT... SMOKIN!
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 02
    Dog - BECAUSE THERE'S WERE YOUR NOTHING LIKE YOU PARENTS FROM ON EARTH OUTERSPACE?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 03
    Dog - CUZI WOULD LOVE ARE YOU A COLD? Mucinex TO CATCH YOU Ee Ches Co 2Thas and La M Ea SOMETIME
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 04
    Dog - ARE YOU A BECAUSE WHEN I MAGICIAN? LOOK AT YOU, EVERYONE ELSE DISAPPEARS
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 05
    Dog - DO YOU HAVE A PENCIL? BECAUSE I WANT TO ERASE YOUR PAST AND WRITE Doggone Smart Doggone Smarit OUR FUTURE
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 06
    Dog - YOU'D BE FINE IF YOU WERE PRINT WORDS ON A PAGE...
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 07
    Dog - ARE YOU A BECAUSE I WANT PRINCESS? TO BE YOUR PRINCE CHARMING
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 08
    Dog - BECAUSE IT'S GOT TO BE ILLEGAL TO SOMEBODY CALL LOOK THAT GOOD THE COPS...
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 09
    Dog - WANNA GRAB A BECAUSE I LIKE COFFEE? YOU A LATTE
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 10
    Dog - WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN? DID IT HURT?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 11
    Dog - WAS YOUR DAD A BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOXER? KNOCK OUT!
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 12
    Dog - JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE FALLING FOR DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID? YOU!
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 13
    Dog - WHAT ARE YOUR WELL, HERE OTHER TWO I AM... WISHES?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 14
    Dog - THERE MAY BE BUTIONLY WANT LOTS OF FISH IN TO CATCH YOU THE SEA
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 15
    Dog - ONE BEE MINE DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? R SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 16
    Dog - DO YOU KNOW BOYFRIEND WHAT MY SHIRT IS MATERIAL MADE OF?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 17
    Dog - TOZ 3 TOZ 3 L PE PECFD5 L PED 4 PECFD 5 EDFCZP6 FELOPZD 7 L PE D=4 PECFD 5 EDFCZP 6 FELOPZD 7 EDFCZP FELOP ZD E 1 F P TOZ 3 2 L PE D 4 PECFD 5 EDFC ZP 6 rELOPZzD 7 SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY EYES... BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE THEM OFF YOU 67
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 18
    Dog - I'M LOST... CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HEART?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 19
    Dog - DO YOU OR ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS HOT? HAVE A SUNBURN?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 20
    Dog - DO I KNOW YOU? BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 21
    Dog - I THINK YOU'RE FROM A LACK OF SUFFERING... VITAMIN ME! VITAM LAMI B 12
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 22
    Dog - THIS MIGHT BUTI THINK SOUND CHEESY... YOU'RE GRATE! COLATJACK COLBY JACK COLBY JACK CHEESE CHEESE canO w
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 23
    Dog - BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT FINE WRITTEN DO YOU GETA LOT ALL OVER YOU! OF PARKING TICKETS?
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 24
    Dog - I HOPE YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE CPR... TAKING MY BREATH AWAY
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 25
    Dog - TEN LIES ARE YOU FROM BECAUSE YOU'RE TENNESEE? THE ONLY TEN SEE!!!!
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 26
    Dog - BUT ICAN PICTURE I'M NOT A US TOGETHER PHOTOGRAPHER...
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 27
    Dog - ARE YOU A BANANA? BECAUSE I FIND YOU A PEELING...
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis
  • 28
    Dog - IS YOUR LAST BECAUSE YOU'RE NAME CAMPBELL? CH MM MM GOOD CHUNKY Camta CHUNKY SAVORY C HEARTY K
    via @nigel.and.winston.corgis

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